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Send Lindsay Lohan a Jailhouse Snack Pack

July 4, 2015 by · Leave a Comment 

Are you feeling sorry for the now incarcerated Lindsay Lohan? Do you feel like sending her some goodies – some chocolates perhaps, to make her stay at the Lynwood jail more bearable?

Well, you can! Because technology has advanced by leaps and bounds nowadays you just need to go online and click on Keefe Commissary Network’s Inmate Package program.

The only thing you have to do next, aside from be ready with your credit card, is to enter Lindsay’s booking number—that’s 2409752 – and a delectable selection of food stuff such as KitKats, Ramen noodles and Hot & Spicy Pork Cracklings will be delivered right at her cell door. Prepaid phone cards are also offered.

 But don’t get overboard with the gift-giving, each inmate is only given a “spending limit” of $135 per week, that is from Sunday through Saturday.

So before punching in your order be sure to check Lindsay’s remaining gift balance first.

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